By Chuck Marshall
I Call them JINA !
I've always loved the screaming headlines you see in the tabloids and since most media outlets are now not any different from the tabloids (I call them JINA-Journalists in Name Only) then I think they need help from Chuck Marshall, also not a real journalist ! We are brothers and sisters in our amateurism ! Since these so called journalists are for entertainment I thought I'd draw up some screaming headlines ! A gesture of good will from Marshall in the Middle to "save them the trouble" so to speak ! Notice I'm using exclamation points in many of my sentences ! That's the most important part ! It's always the end of the world !
As I suggest headlines, often there are many alternatives for the "subheading" I think they call it... the short sentence after the headline explaining a little more to get the reader's interest. Since there are many ideas, I have several choices. To make it fun, you can make comments on this blog as to your favorite ! Then I'll know there are real people actually reading this blog !
Regarding the latest theory that Putin and Trump are still colluding and have gone so far as to set up the chemical attack on children in Syria;
"Putin Moves Into White House, Living in Basement!"
1) Master puppeteer orders immediate missile attack through Donald Trump- On Russia !
2) Out-negotiating Trump, he buys back Alaska for same price paid in 1890 !
3) Seen eating with Hillary in Georgetown restaurant !
"Trump Colludes with Putin to Wipe Out Baby Seal Population!"
1) Nothing is more important right now, leaders agree in clandestine conversation !
2) "Their cuteness irritates me" Putin insists while Trump goes along since they're "besties" !
3) Putin hopes to feed them to his pet tigers !
So today we have headline A and B. Choose the headline and the sub-heading in the comments section, ie; A1 would be you like the headline "Putin Moves Into White House, Living in Basement!" the most and you prefer the subheading "Master puppeteer orders immediate missile attack through Donald Trump- On Russia!".
In fact, feel free to suggest other headlines and maybe I'll include them in my next blog ! In fact I thought of another for Putin in the basement "Is mastermind behind Trump Tweets!"
Your journalist in earnest, Chuck Marshall